My Mouth right now. I’ve got a filling that isn’t doing its job anymore (whether its because I neglected to take care of it or because my night-time grinding wore it down) so now I can only eat on one side of my mouth and hope my old dentist can fit me in for an emergency appointment tomorrow.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
Happy New Year to all!
(via macythemagicalmarigold)
Source: magic-eye
Hey, BlackBerry!
Go right ahead and get completely fucked while resting safely in my pocket. I’m so happy that’s where you decided to get all delicate instead of the numerous times I’ve been drunk and kicked you down the block, or thrown you across the room to prove a point. And don’t worry. I’m not interviewing all around town for a job or anything. I don’t need to earn money… not when I can spend it on you to get your precious face fixed.
Fuck you.
Lo
There is a very nice guy that I knew back in my university town that I chat with via facebook. He lives in Ottawa now and is trying to make it big as a rock star. He’s very sweet but very awkward and on the large side, like me. Like I said, he’s really sweet, but I don’t feel as though we’d do well together, though I’ve always suspected he had a crush on me.
Tonight, he was drunk and msged me.
Him : Hey, wanna know something funny? I’ve had two DIFFERENT people ask if we were dating.
Me : lmao really? who asked?
Him : Yeah, seriously? Like, super funny, right?
We chatted for a few more moments, then he went offline and changed his status to : I don’t want to alarm you, but I might be what you always wanted.
Dammit.
I hate attracting awkward boys.
I don’t know whether to blame this on the weather, allergies, the fact that my room is next to the laundry room, or the fact that I just got up, but I can only breath out of one side of my nose and blowing my nose does nothing. It’s FUCKING ANNOYING!! Seriously.
The only thing worse is when it starts to leak.
Seriously. Shit like this ruins my day.
NO.
Yes.
I really hate when people hate on piercings or tattoos or other other mods. Don’t like it, don’t get it. Don’t think it’s pretty, look away.
Want to conform? Get the “pretty” one and leave the people who want to express themselves to do as they please.
GOD DAMMIT!
FUCKING CHRIST!
TITTIE FUCKER, MOTHER FUCKER, DONKEY FUCKER, DOUCHE!!!!
I accidentally deleted my Downloads folder. I’ve lost about 4gigs of mind numbing entertainment…
INCLUDING ALL FOUR AND A HALF SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL!
*pants*
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO not in a good mood right now.
A Dallas-Fort Worth sports columnist compared Canadian patriotism during the Vancouver games to the pre-WWII Berlin Olympics which were run by the Nazis.
Two things,
1) As if Americans are any better when ever THEY host the Olympics… or when ever they feel as though the world forgot about how PERFECT they are and how America is GOD’S COUNTRY…
and
2) Fuck You!
Seriously, Internet?
Steve Jobs just announced the iPad a few hours ago and I’m already sick and tired of the feminine hygiene product comparisons. It’s not that funny and all the photoshopped packages of maxi pads are not that creative. Not to mention the fact that MadTV did this joke like, four years ago.
So please, for my sanity and for the sake of good comedy, LET IT FUCKING GO!
<3,
Lo
Two “news” stories that are really getting under my skin lately just happen to be Tiger Woods and H1N1. I hate it that people get all worked up over the must mundane stories.
Ok well, I’ll admit the H1N1 isn’t necessarily mundane, but it is blown way out of proportion. While the demographic is unusual for a flu type illness, there are still far more common and deadly afflictions that have been around for ages that are largely ignored or forgotten. That upsets me greatly.
And then there’s Tiger… I refuse to say anything more about him. I assume you get my point.
There are just too many other, crucial issues that I would prefer to focus my attention on. Like Canada’s lack of real commitment in Copenhagen, Third World debt and local blood drives.
Seriously? Can society just grow up a little bit?
